They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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