We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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