Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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