# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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