Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I did not marry a roomba.
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