I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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