idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I want her autograph on my taint
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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