I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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