Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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