They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
