I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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