More tranny stories later!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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