Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I need you to use more vowels.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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