Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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