susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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