i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
