this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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