He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can text with my tongue
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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