That's intense
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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