wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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