yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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