the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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