I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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