Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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