I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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