I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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