come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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