As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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