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(828): View more from North Carolina

if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd

(1-808): View more from Hawaii

lock that shit down

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(571): View more from Virginia

I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.

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(207): View more from Maine

Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have

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(845): View more from New York

You jumped into so many bushes for no reason

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(207): View more from Maine

it’s my vagina i can do what i want to

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