Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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