Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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