No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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