Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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