her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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