So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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