very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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