Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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