just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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