Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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