you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
