What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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