Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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