I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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