do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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