and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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