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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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