i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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