i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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