goodnight i made you a song goodbye
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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