so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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