do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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